Treasure Island

Ile de Ré is essentially the French Martha's Vineyard.  There are a handful of charming villages with classic central places (a café, a bakery, a few small shops).  Much of the land remains agricultural, mostly given over to grapes.  The coast is at once both beautiful and fierce -- the long sandy beaches are punctuated by limestone cliffs and various rocky layers of seabed that emerge at low tide, and the winds and currents can generate formidable square wave patterns.  

A smallish year-round population of retirees, local business owners, and laborers includes many families with deep island roots, still selling oysters and harvesting sea salt.  There are $5 million second homes down the street from family campgrounds with ball courts; there are luxury boutiques with grotesquely expensive purses close to deteriorating Nazi lookout bunkers.  During summer everywhere is at max capacity, with roughly 200,000 tourists that cannot get enough of the artisanal ice cream and/or riding bikes incredibly slowly down the middle of the road.

It is a low-lying, windswept, and (despite the tourists) rather quiet place.  In addition to the abundant shellfish, an early attraction was the natural predisposition for salt harvesting.  There are great swaths of tidal marsh where shallow pools gradually evaporate at low tide.  While today it's merely tasty and full of minerals, salt in the Middle Ages was scarce and in high demand, and with a bit of engineering, humans maximized the yield.  Thus did La Rochelle become France's biggest port, and its citizens leveraged significant political and religious autonomy.  Salt from the island is still a coveted commodity, sold across France for about 20 times the usual price.

There is a scenic bike path that winds through the salt marshes near Loix, in the farthest corner of the island.  The cool autumn evenings and waning daylight have tinged the leaves.  We cycled past yellowing vineyards, entered the muted gray silt and sere-blond grasses of the marsh, dotted with white seagulls and the occasional balletic egret.  Rich, red-purple glasswort(?) bearded the pond-grid.  And "flowers" of salt imperceptibly crystallized, molecule by molecule, drawn from the sea by the sun and wind. 

salt marsh

The berms of clay-soil divide the water, and gravity carries it into increasingly salty solution 

A lot of the bunker graffiti promotes "Save the Big Fat Whales"

crazy guy, crazy sunset

low tide sunset is rough on the toes but easy on the eyes

Rochelle, Rochelle

One of our conversation starters the first day of school last week was, "When did you arrive in La Rochelle?"  The eight Ukrainians that make up half the class all arrived in 2022; the three American undergrads all arrived a week ago; two Afghan nurses have been here a semester already; the nice Brazilian guy got here in summer.  Even though I technically arrived in March, it is only very recently that I've stayed for two consecutive weeks.  Jean-François and I have taken a grand total of one long walk in the city.  So in many ways, I still feel like a new arrival.

I am piecing the place together with my bicycle commute: 8 miles traversing two cute villages, a longish bridge almost invariably howling with wind, the industrial exurbs of the commercial harbor and airport, and finally the charming and tourist-choked 17th-century cobblestone streets of the city center and old harbor, the far side on which the university sits.  Sweaty and bedraggled, I eat some cheese, stare at sailboats for a few minutes, and try to remember what one of my favorite-sounding words -- presque -- means.  ("Almost.")

The core of the old city is actually pretty compact, but the several basins and channels it clusters around imbue a sense of expansiveness, extending the amount of "coastline" and open space.  It's difficult to believe only about 75,000 people live here; there are countless festivals and cultural events, a big aquarium, Jacques Cousteau's old boat, and seemingly more bakeries than I could ever visit.  At least right now while the weather is nice, the sidewalk and quayside bars and restaurants are vibrant, the medieval towers guarding the harbor entrance tranquilly sun themselves, and a contented student awaits her companion for an aperitif as the sun fades toward the equinox.

Clairey's first day of school

my lunch spot

the prettiest part of the commute

downtown

Escar-go-go-go

France is sort of in limbo right now, with a caretaker government while trying to form a coalition and choose a prime minister.  But that's not the reason the university still hasn't sent me a schedule for the semester that starts in a few days. Maybe it's showmanship -- a dramatic unveiling of the awaited for hour of the most aMAZing, inCOMParable, FANTASTICAL lecture on possessive pronouns!

In the meantime, I'm just getting resettled in the house, meeting more of Jean-François's very nice friends, and wondering where the trillions of snails will go in winter.  They are legion.  They love to scoodge their way onto the van, and spawn on fence posts and grapevines.  The vast majority are content to hang out and digest by osmosis(?) the fennel flowers, but a few daring fellows cross the bike path at great peril.  They scoff at the speeding assassins pursuing them, goo-ing nonchalantly as looming beasts approach.  The snails traverse the gauntlet carefree, in their own sweet time.  Not a bad way to be.

Beautiful infestation

This year's vintage has notes of stone fruit and gastropod 

Bumper sticker: "My other car is a jalopy"

Good hair day

Bad hair day

Desperately trying to blend in and not be eaten like popcorn by a heron

Slow-Motion Whiplash

Junior year of college I studied one semester in Italy.  This was 20 years ago, in the early days of the internet, and so once I gathered all the necessary documents, I woke up early one morning to visit the embassy.  December, 6am, huddled in an extra coat for hours on a Midtown sidewalk waiting for office hours with an ever-lengthening line of fellow beseechers.  Luckily I had everything required, and didn't suffer an invented whim of the interviewer.  I surrendered my passport for a few weeks, then repeated the pre-dawn vigil to retrieve it, now graced with an iridescent green-gold student visa.

Fast-forward to now.  I want to improve my French, to build a full life, comprehend the culture, and communicate with élan.  I am formally and legally saying, "Hey France!  I like you a lot, let's hang out!"  For several months the response was, "Hmm, yeah.  Or maybe just fuck off?"

Bureaucracy in France is pretty notorious.  I get it, it's hard being so cool and sexy and smart, with everybody fawning over you all the time -- especially scads of overeager international students.  But did they have to resort to such tactics as:

- hiding the log-in page on the application website 

- requiring a resume and letter of intention written in French, when you are applying to learn French 

- requiring the signature of the mayor of the town where I'll live

- employing a smarmy for-profit third party to process the paperwork, with a useless and kafkaesque helpline with operators that neither confirm nor deny even the most basic information, so that eventually you break down and eat the cost of multiple visits to Chicago, and finally after twisting in the wind to breaking point you receive your visa the day before you are supposed to fly to France...

'Tis such stuff as green card marriages are made on.  But in the end, I made it.  I get to stay a whole year, during which I hope to continue trundling about with and consuming the contents of my cheese-filled rucksack on a more local level, and with an expert guide and partner.

Lots of nice fun things also happened, like beach picnic and fire

As we returned a final time to the Windy City, I yelled into the night, "Fuck you, Chicago!"

Also lots of progress framing Mike's house!

And a beautiful visit to the dunes

M!ch!gan

It turns out I was born to do menial labor.  Whether it's scooping 100 lbs. of cookie dough into balls, dicing case after case of bell peppers, shoveling four inches of dirt to level the future floor of a garage, or beating hundreds of nails into roof trusses, I derive great contentment chipping away at big, basic tasks.  I can't exactly say I achieved meditative zen this week, because it's been hot and humid to the point of chafing my eyes wiping away sweat.  But the Protestant-work-ethic gremlin that grumbles within me granted begrudging approval.

My brother is building a new house, and it's at a gratifyingly transformative stage.  Framing and sheathing progress daily -- the bare half-skeleton of two weeks ago is shaping up and all the rooms are recognizable.  A minimum of blood and a maximum of sweat keep work flowing.

Jean-François and I had a break from the heat in the UP (northern Michigan), or as I now think of it, Junior Alaska.  The forests and lakes and fishermen and accents can be quite similar, and if you squint you can imagine mountains in the background.  We went to the Les Cheneaux Islands, camped in a gorgeous bit of National Forest along the lakeshore, and kayaked among the myriad beguiling passages.  Jean-François was in awe of the veritable sea of fresh water, extending beyond the horizon.  He was charmed by spontaneous friendly conversations with strangers.  And he had his first ham steak in this majestic land between the woods and the water.

nature writing

We met the nicest most helpful kayak guide/local booster ever; she offered us her fire pit and wood, and sent her parents and friends to chat with us.

Michigan or Alaska?!

geometry and trees

Olympians

Olympos is a resonant name: it conjures the grand pantheon of the ancients; a mountain so high it scrapes the heavens; the athletic contest where muscley dudes were/are revered like gods; and that goofy stop-motion animation in "Clash of the Titans."  The internet tells me there were at least twenty places named Olympos in the classical world.  We went to the ruins of Olympos, member of the Lycean League (a strategic union of wealthy city-states), and its eponymous neighboring mountain.

The ruins mostly date from the Hellenistic era, and you can find the usual Roman settlement box set of buildings -- amphitheater, baths, temples -- and lots of tombs.  The city was built on both sides of a river in a steep valley leading to the sea, making for a greener, more sheltered landscape than other ruins we visited.  Some areas were cleared and buildings have been partially reconstructed; in other areas the forest has grown back, and we crept under branches and through vines to reach unexcavated, recently discovered structures.  This sort of jungle treasure hunt was a fun contrast to other sites where we baked under a cruel sun.

At this point in the trip, we were in a nice groove of taking our time and swimming in the afternoon, and we knew we wouldn't complete the entire trail.  I mapped out a final week of hiking to take us from the beach up to the top of Mt. Olympos (over 7,700 ft) and back to the sea, AND allowed us to be somewhat lazy.  (Somewhat.)  How, you ask?  The teleferik!

Yes, friends, there is a state of the art cable car that will whisk you to the top of this majestic mountain.  There you will find a Starbucks cafe, a novelty bungee-bounce trampoline, and a forest of selfie sticks.  Jean-François and I were the only hikers that morning among the chattering families and scores of Russian women all identically duck-faced with the same mediocre lip-enhancement plastic surgery.  (Medical tourism and aesthetic procedures are big business in Turkey.)  It was pea-soup foggy, so we began the descent into a spooky, desolate rockscape.  When we reached tree line, we met magnificent cedars -- cedars laden with 3-ft diameter limbs.  We wound around behind the ridge line and continued down dramatically pitched coniferous forest.

We reached what ended up being the most charming guesthouse of the hike, napped in exhaustion, and woke up to a delicious dinner.  The food was simple but good, and abundant, and the guy running the place was the epitome of hospitality.  We watched the pink light fade, and collapsed to sleep.

We hiked two more jaw-droppingly beautiful days in the mountains, passing only two small villages, one with absurdly large plane trees growing in a riverbed. After such bucolic environs it was a surprise to find a thoroughly developed tourist operation at the mouth of a deep canyon.  The course of the river had been landscaped into enormous stone-lined pools, with kitschy driftwood statues, cafes, and a small bird-only zoo.  In a bit of a stupor after hiking all day, we got an overpriced gin and tonic, sat on a glider where we could soak our tired feet in the cold water, and celebrated the end of our hike.

After a dinner featuring the largest portion of salmon ever (basically an entire fillet) and a solid night's sleep, we returned to the canyon to swim and poke around.  For a reasonable fee you can rent a wetsuit and helmet and make your way up the quarter-mile of astonishing water-worn stone.  It was a nice cherry on top of all the beautiful places we were able to go.

descending Mt. Olympos

Tourists? Equestrian club with paparazzi?

Jean-François gazing in awe

Umm, what?

Göynük Canyon

If we ever break up, he can use this for a Tinder photo.

pretty pretty

mountain refuge

Ents?

the final little mountain hostel

one of many detailed friezes at Perge

part of the impressive system of canals and fountains at Perge

Hot and Cold Turkey

From May 8, week 3 of hiking:

After the first few days, we realized/accepted that the weather would be hot as shit.  Water is heavy but essential, and sources can be far apart or run dry.  Jean-François possesses a camel-like metabolism and determination, but, of course, a human form.  I explained the concept of drinking games, with the aim of injecting some fun into the imperative to hydrate.  Perhaps fifty times a day, we round a bend or climb some rocks and a view of the sea is revealed.  "THE SEA!" cries the first to notice, as though we have been searching for it for months.  And we drink.

Another recurring game is saving turtles that insist upon crossing the road.  Hesitant little hemispheres -- they seem to sense the rumbling of trucks winding up the mountain roads and grow increasingly indecisive.  We've also spotted a few of their sea turtle cousins, floating tranquilly in the pellucid aquamarine.

I'm currently writing in the tent, perched above the sea.  This is our third night camping.  The first started well but was interrupted around midnight by hot, violent air.  50mph winds bellowed angrily, trying to rip apart the tent.  Finally at 5am I decided we might be blown away, and we packed up, found a sort of hippie-hobbit-bungalow, and waited out the storm.

The second time camping was great, except the increasing chill as the night went on (we were up at about 3,000ft).  I had thought we could get away without taking sleeping bags on this trip, but, sadly, no.  We shivered even as I arranged raincoats and travel towels over our huddled limbs.

Tonight, I hope, the third time's the charm.  A level spot, low wind, low altitude, layered up, and (fingers crossed) no animals will come to steal our trash.

*Note: It was indeed the perfect night of camping.

on the way to the best camp spot

St. Nicholas a.k.a. Santa Claus church, Demre

too charming a juice stand to pass up

I love this map for many reasons, but mostly because of the mix of cartoon illustrations and grafted on photos of actual animals 

poppies, ruins

Lycean tombs at Olimpos