Sunday, April 24, 2022

Patagonia Part IV: A Little Rainy, a Little Chile

The Carretera Austral is a renowned road, stretching across nearly 800 miles of rural mountains.  Because of current border closures we hopped on for a middle chunk, crossing over at tiny FutaleufĂș.  At the time, you could only enter Chile on Tuesdays and Thursdays, limited to 60 people.  We cycled a gravel road that wound alongside a brilliant glacial-blue river and set up our tent in line the night before behind a few cars.

Now further west, the terrain was more thickly forested -- we were on the rainy side of the mountains.  Chileans seem to speak faster, and more imperatively, a funny contrast to simpatico Argentines.  Chileans are also stricter about covid protocols, wearing masks, and checking for vaccine passes.  One store owner took pity on us, though, on a cold wet afternoon.  We stopped for sandwiches and coffee (always instant, alas, in Chile), thrilled to be indoors for a few minutes.  When the owner saw we'd be out in a gale with sheets of rain, she made a place for us inside.  Similarly, an officious hostel manager sprayed our bags with disinfectant and took our temperature upon arrival, but later set a table and provided tea when we cooked on the camp stove and were about to sit on the concrete driveway.

In addition to rain, another misfortune beset us: stomach bugs.  (And by that euphemism I mean days and days of the squirts.)  We can identify no definitive cause, and after a few days of tentative recovery are hit again without warning.  Unfortunately, fate conspired to align my malady with biking up a mountain pass, in the rain, on a narrow gravel switchback.  First time I've been dehydrated to the point of heart palpitations.

That day we were hoping to reach another casa de ciclista, rest up, and get dry.  We climbed a last long hill to the village, and as the evening grew dark, came upon what looked like a freshly charred shipping container.  The casa had caught fire the previous night.  Luckily no one was injured and the woman who ran it and lived next door was shaken but ok.  We eventually found a hostel where I curled into a ball and took a long time to get warm.

It feels like piling on the misery to dwell on my bent derailleur, Jace's blown tire sewn with floss, and his camp stove that burns only at rocket-fireball level.  It's not all bad, I swear!  One of the best things about Chile is its conspicuous abundance of port-a-pottys.  Ok, there was a lot of road construction, but really, they were like every two miles, just in the middle of nowhere.  -And the sun came back and felt glorious.

I was originally going to finish cycling in Coyhaique, a city where I could easily sell the bike.  But I wanted to do just one more bit together now that Jace and I were able to eat real food and had reached dryer country.  We'd heard from many people that Cerro Castillo was amazing, so made a detour to hike the base of the jagged-peaked mountain.  The 3,000-ft descent into the village alone was stunning, as well as the days of shaky legs after the hike.

We'd also heard many conflicting stories whether a particular ferry was running.  Yes; no; it's broken; only locals can take it; only twenty people can fit; it goes every day; it goes once a week...  So we rode there, and with a lovely bit of luck arrived just before it left.  We traversed Lago Buenos Aires, a more than 100-mile-long lake split between Chile and Argentina.  Arid tufted-grass hills and cliffs surround the lake.  The 2 1/2 hour ride took us to Chile Chico, saving a week's strenuous ride on rugged dirt roads around the lake.

We took our time the last couple days, happy for sun and bittersweet to say goodbye.  Since it's getting colder and the days grow shorter, Jace will make a bee-line for Ushuaia, covering many more miles per day than I could.  We enjoyed a lot of natural beauty, popcorn, silliness, and hospitality together.  And I learned a lot from him about how to see the world by bike.



Just before crossing to Chile


Biiiig breakfast that was able to be digested


A misty morning with churning stomachs


Cerro Castillo 


Jace and the valley below




Thursday, April 21, 2022

Patagonia Part III: The Pleasures of Sleeping Indoors

Arriving in a town or village means a break, and replacement of precious salts.  Our preferred sources of nutrients are chips and olives, often with some cheese and cookies.  Civilization is also where I put on an eager smile and Jace has to do the talking, since, unfortunately, my ability to understand 25-50% of what I hear extends not at all to my speaking abilities.  Sometimes Italian words come out.

After our first intense bit of riding, we stopped at a wonderful sort of oasis, a casa de ciclista, which in this case was a shelter with wood stove, gas, electricity, and hot water.  Totally free.  As long as you wish to stay.  This one was built and kept up by an Argentine couple who rode many long-distance trips in younger days and want to extend hospitality and refuge to others.  We met a lovely Danish couple and an eccentric Spanish artist there, shared meals, and got to speak some English.

I also got to practice my Spanish and enjoy some English conversation during the week-long detour to retrieve my lost bag.  We met so many friendly Argentines and travelers from around Latin America in hostels and hospedajes.  We took advantage of actual kitchens to cook soups and stews, drink tea and matĂ©, and eat big breakfasts that shocked our coffee-and-bread-only companions.

Sleeping indoors in a town feels pretty luxurious in every sense but one.  I'm not sure if it's by strict mandate or preference, but it seems every household includes at least three dogs.  They are everywhere; they follow you for blocks; they spontaneously fight in the street; and they bark the entire night in clashing choruses.  (*One street mutt followed us for 25 rainy miles, pausing to leap at every oncoming truck and terrorize every field of cows.  We finally lost him after a huge hill, his mournful barks diminishing behind us.)

It's impressive, and horrible, particularly for a person who disdains the company of dogs.  (I know, I have no soul.)  So while I cherish cities and towns for hot showers, giant chocolate bars, and clean drinking water, I'm happier camping, say, in a rural roadside construction ditch.


There are roadside shrines to saints all over the place.


Inside the lovely casa de ciclista 


Some shit about rainbows and rain


Jace goes tubeless 


Monday, April 18, 2022

Patagonia Part II: Butt-hurt and Heart-sore


Arid farmland + masochism


Jace starting a nice long descent


Dusk in Bariloche 

A thought I had for weeks before starting the trip was, "Gee, I should ask Kate A. about bikes, because she lives and breathes cycling."  I did not do this.  I did not even google what, in retrospect, is a very simple and obvious question.  

Hear ye, hear ye -- ATTN ALL -- lend me your eyeballs, for I have crucial information to impart!  There are bike seats designed for women, and they are different than men's.  If you, a lady, ride a hard, narrow man's seat, on a loaded bike, up a rocky two-track, you will know butt and crotch pain of the severest turn-of-the-century British prep-school corporal punishment.  My butt was bruised, I breathed hard just sitting down, and one day I burst into tears three times over the course of about 15 miles of washboard gravel road.  Yes, there is a "breaking in" period no matter what your seat, but one needn't subject oneself to such torture when, evidently, you can measure your sit bones and appropriately position your tailbone so as to avoid a blistered ass and sucker-punched vag.

In addition to the butt pain, I struggled with keeping spirits up.  Perhaps it was intuition, or accumulated unspoken sentiment (or a natural inclination to realpolitik?).  Anyway, things felt off with Jace.  Though he was helpful and did the lion's share of planning and navigating and made sure I was doing ok, we concluded that at the end of the trip we'd be just friends. 

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I haven't weighed all my stuff, and the amount of food I carry varies, but it's probably around 45-50 lbs.  With the exception of water bottles strapped to my front forks, all of that weight is on the back of the bike.  A loaded bike makes me clumsier than usual, particularly trying to balance when stopped.  These elements, plus a fussy/malfunctioning derailleur, and the Argentine brand of my bike -- Patriot -- suggested to me the name...Benedict.

The first chunk of riding took us from Bariloche to Cholila.  We took a beautiful, indirect route, covering 140 miles in five days.  Somehow, in spite of the physical pain, exertion, and indignity of my ungainliness on the bike, I really enjoy riding.  We've cycled by weathered farms, an abandoned railroad, watched the sun rise and fall as we slowly but determinedly climbed and descended the landscape.  For days a strong headwind blew, fighting us every inch of the way, blasting us with waves of dust like blizzard-driven snow.


Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Patagonia: Part I

*It's hard to condense things, especially weeks in retrospect.  There's also distracting easy-listening covers of Lady Gaga and Black Eyed Peas, etc., playing in the cafe where I'm writing.  But I will persevere, friends, to describe to you my bikepacking odyssey.  (Similar to backpacking, bikepacking is about traveling via remote/rugged terrain, in addition to paved roads, and camping along the way.)

I should start by saying that I began seeing a guy in Coldfoot who had previously been on a trip cycling from Deadhorse to Ushuaia.  He was interrupted by the pandemic part way through Argentina, and planned to return this January to complete the journey.  His descriptions of grueling mountain passes, stunning landscapes, and interesting people piqued my interest -- not to mention his companionable temperament and jazz playing prowess on ukulele.  We did a bit of long-distance dating and agreed I'd join him for a chunk of the ride in Patagonia.

And so in early March, I set off.  Fairbanks is very far from Buenos Aires, requiring several flights and affording countless opportunities for miscommunication about a lost bag.  That lost bag was my hiking pack, and contained my tent, sleeping bag and pad, water filter, and cook stove.  Objects, in other words, rather significant for a bikepacking trip.

But at least I made it into the country, and was met by Jace in the touristy city of Bariloche.  It's a dramatically hilly place, some streets descending alongside stairs, fronting a large alpine lake.  We procured me a mountain bike with rack, panniers, and eventually a sleeping bag when it seemed my bag was lost forever.

We would escape from and return to Bariloche several times.  We would stay at such venerable institutions as Moving Bar Hostel (spoiler: contains a bar and many people jostling around); a luxury home/Christian ministry to travelers; a charming guesthouse with the loveliest rose garden; an efficiency apartment that transported me back to comically neglected NYC housing; and, seemingly, the airport, where I made repeated pilgrimages in hopeless supplication and eventual rejoicing for my lost bag.

We drank tasty German-style beers, ate countless orders of papas fritas, cooked in hostel kitchens, practiced Spanish, got SIM cards and bus cards, discussed spiraling inflation and changed money for embarrassingly thick piles of high-denomination pesos, and even finally rode bikes.  More on that in the next installment.


The original set-up in Bariloche


Camping on a windy pass


Glorious, wonderful DOWNhill


The dry side of the mountains