Please enjoy these sentences from my daily notes. Sorry I seem to have a pee fixation.
- [In a mediocre dorm:] Gross, close, warm room, snoring and coughing, I would douse you all in gasoline and torch you if I could.
- [In my first private room, with my own bathroom:] I took a long hot shower that did not involve smelling anyone else's pee.
- Up a big hill with grand view of meseta and exhausted sunflower fields; had to pee off to the side in gale-force wind and some puddled on my shoe.
- [In a dormitory run by friendly nuns, all 80+ years old:] The nuns are the fucking best -- real butter at breakfast -- I ate about half a stick with bread.
- I washed my pants(!) and started reading "Brideshead Revisited."
- Woke up from a dream that I was dating an incredibly charming Ian McKellen.
- Fruit salad and a mediocre donut; off in the dark, crisp morning; lovely pink sunrise; looks like Iowa.
- [Departing the city of Leon:] Smiling irrepressibly, caring naught for the rain and shitty urban landscape, chatting away as semi-trucks roar past on the highway.
- Never seen anyone eat an enormous ice cream-filled crepe with tequila chaser.
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