-How much smoked salmon dip will fifty people eat at 11 o'clock in the morning?
-How do I put on lipstick again?
-If I ace-bandage the rest of my arms and exclusively sun my shoulders for two weeks will my t-shirt tan equalize?
-Which French family and friends herald from regions where cheek kisses start on the left side, and who starts on the right?
-At what point does shedding tears go from "awww..." to "uh-oh..."?
-Back deck lizards: friend or foe?
-Where will everyone pee? (See: limited bathrooms)
-Will I be emotionally overcome by the poetry of mandatory French vows, such as: "spouses owe each other assistance;" "neither spouse, without the other's consent, may dispose of the household furnishings;" and "If one spouse fails to fulfill their obligations, the other may compel them to do so through procedures in the Civil Code"?
-Will the brownies be as good as the ones at my previous wedding?
