When in Champagne

Back when I was an editor with precious few vacation days, I'd spend weeks researching a destination, trying to distill all available information into a uniquely fun and exploratory trip.  The advent of smart phones and a freer schedule have almost completely obliterated those habits.  So, when I had to kill a few days, I went to Reims merely because I knew it's home to a big ol' cathedral and I found a cheap place to stay.  After a day of canceled and convoluted trains, I looked out from my last bus, curious about the fantastic estates we drove past.  "Huh," I thought, "why are there palaces all around the city?"  

I set out on a rather forlorn winter day the next morning, made grimmer by the closure of most businesses for a nation-wide protest.  Avoiding angry chanting and gunpowder blasts, I wandered to one of those palaces and solved the mystery.  This imposing, walled neo-Gothic manor was the home of Pommery Champagne.  Clad as always in my worn-out hiking clothes, I walked in and toured one of the world's most celebrated wine producers (Veuve Clicquot was closed for renovations).  I descended into ingeniously repurposed limestone quarries, now an aging bottle-crypt transformed by playful modern art.  Back above ground, a very sophisticated and very attractive French man served me some bubbly grape drink.

Of course, my main reason for visiting France was to see Marta.  She somehow manages the logistics of gigs, teaching at three schools, a six-year-old son's school and shared parenting and clarinet lessons and Boy Scouts, a two-year-old daughter's day care and food, and made time to hang out with me and go to the Turkish bath and eat lots of chocolate.  It's easy to love Paris with its beautiful architecture and endless pastries and antique bookstores -- but my affection for the city is also largely due to the half-Polish-mothering/homey-hostess-camaraderie my friend espouses.  

In addition to the more traditional relief mural depicting the harvest on the wall to the right, please enjoy this seal emerging from a dirt pile, this creepy treehouse, and an anime candy tree in the back room

different aging areas are distinguished by various city names

walking the Adrien to school

somehow it took five trains and a bus to go 250 miles

good Reims street vibes

a great English language used bookstore in Paris

can't not have a photo of this guy

Ja, bitte

In certain quarters and company, I'd assume a visit to Berlin would transport one to a world of avant-garde minimalist/nihilist/abstract art and urbanity.  For me, it felt like visiting a friend in college in Boston: lots of 90s clothes, smoking allowed in bars, accented but fluent English speakers, some industrial grit, and a gal pal host finding her way in her newly adopted town.  We even went to a club, well after midnight, which I did approximately one time in college -- and took molly, which I did zero times in college.  (For those of you keeping score, that's yet another drug that had absolutely no effect on me; thanks, I think?, liver.)  It was lovely to see Cleo and talk about Alaska and gossip about Coldfoot coworkers.  

Next, I visited Heidelberg and got to talk with a fellow trekker about Bhutan, which already feels like it was three years ago instead of three months.  The cold gray skies and damp hilly woods surrounding the city reminded me strongly of northern Michigan.  Vineyards stretch along slopes north of the city, and you can walk from tidy, quiet village to tidy, quiet village alongside backyard-cum-garden plots.

A sort of fairytale atmosphere carried on in Ludwigsburg.  The former was an archetypal European city, with old palace, town square with market, good train connections, small university, and blend of old and young families.  I visited a nice couple I met in India, born and bred Swabians who were pleasantly surprised I was familiar with pretzels and spatzle.  Fabian took it upon himself to make sure I ate a wide variety of tasty, weird meat, including bologna studded with pieces of vegetables and nuts; a white veal sausage you painstakingly dislodge from its casing; maultaschen -- pasta stuffed with ground meat, then sautéed; and to finish out the day, Burger King vegetable-protein-chicken.  We had just seen "Hansel and Gretel" at the Stuttgart Opera, so I guess all the talk of sweetmeats made us hungry.

East Side Gallery, Berlin Wall

window nugget

Two ladies from the Arctic 

main street Hirschorn, where I enjoyed "Rick & Morty" with a friend's cousin

most German child that ever existed

outside Heidelberg 

Carving S's

After a layover in Oman, I flew on a mostly empty plane to Zurich.  Everything seemed glossy, and hushed.  The bus accelerated almost silently, and I walked through a frosty, still neighborhood to my cozy, quiet rented room.  The next morning, I took the sleekest commuter train I've ever seen to the central station, which was bustling with holiday travelers and quaint Christmas market stalls.  I smiled as at an old friend when I found fresh-baked croissants and an entire aisle of cheeses in a grocery store.  My rucksack and belly are once again daily full of cheese.

I've been happily holed up in Zurs, Austria, for the past two weeks.  A friend from the Bhutan trek is working the season in this ski resort town and offered to host -- and lend me skis.  EIGHTY-EIGHT lifts and gondolas connect the surrounding peaks and valleys, some going up 5,000 feet in elevation(!).  Luckily, my friend and his cousin shepherded me around the vast network, and helped revive my more-than-a-decade-dormant downhill skills.  This Michigan girl (once teasingly called a "flat-lander") suffered a sense of impending doom several times as the gondola whizzed over mountains I'd strain myself to climb down, let alone ski.  I have a few big bruises and skidded a lot in the icy and spatter-mogul conditions, but I'm proud not to have totally eaten shit.

The villages are built up with chi-chi hotels and overpriced bars playing terrible German techno, but there are some good bakeries and quite a few operational dairy farms tucked in.  Walking and cross-country ski trails wind through the woods and along the river, providing a nice change of pace from the busy slopes.  And, as it's been unseasonably warm, I found it more enjoyable to ski cross-country in the rain.

We spent Christmas skiing above St. Anton and then waiting on a bus and eventually in a pub for unsettling news updates.  A rare avalanche occurred on one of the runs in Zurs, despite previous explosions intended to clear sketchy snow.  Thankfully, everyone survived, and after a delay we got home to enjoy homemade lasagne and pretty good champagne.

my favorite easy run 

Zug village

afternoon beer above the jump park

uncharacteristically imperfect Swiss train

last sunset of the year over the Zursbach river

Indi-AHHHH!

Jodhpur is known for its bright-blue buildings and spice trade.  I remember it for charming narrow streets, outstandingly tasty samosas, and the nice German couple I tagged along with.  Fabian was an easygoing traveler and Sophia gave me mint oil to relieve massive sinus congestion.  We had super-thick lassis that required spoons to eat and walked about the hills and rocky escarpments that contour the area.  I wished we could have gone on together but we were going in opposite directions.

I continued south and east to Ranakpur, site of a magnificently carved marble Jain temple.  It had the spare feeling of Roman ruins: cool, echoey, austere in spite of meticulous detail worked into the columns and ceilings.  That evening I stayed in the mountains, feeling posh writing up notes from the day on a mattress next to the pool, fading golden light slanting across the notebook.

Continuing the slap-dash journey, I headed to Udaipur, a former capital city built among several artificial lakes.  Its claims of comparison with Venice are overblown, but there were some lavish palaces and hotels on their own little islands.  I learned a bit about the city and caught up on World Cup standings with a local, but made a swift exit when he steered the conversation to reading my emotions and offered energy healing.  

Such offered increased ten-fold in Pushkar, a holy town on a holy lake boasting more than 500 temples, including the only Brahma temple in the world.  Old and young hippies proliferated, as well as reverenced langurs and pigeons -- the poop of which compounded with the dust to cause even dirty me to blanch.  The monkey temple outside Jaipur, however, wins the distinction of place I most wished to keep shoes on.

Though I mostly walked around the old center, Jaipur throbbed with the vitality and traffic of a big city.  Once again I wove through scads of tuktuks as they wove through rivers of cars.  Bazaars extended for miles, street food beckoned at all hours from every corner.  My favorite place was a tranquil cafe that displayed the owner's artwork; my second favorite place was an outdoor museum of old astrological time keeping devices.

At this point, I hit a snafu.  There had been a scheduling error and I had to race to reach a tiger preserve.  But fate was not on my side: a big-wig political rally closed the road.  It was like a carnival, with giant tents, everyone off work and gathered in crowds, and music on loudspeakers.  A random guy was procured to try to get me through via scooter, but 40 miles of backroads proved too much to cover in the limited time.  I was sufficiently novel a phenomenon that four of the driver's friends crowded on another scooter to accompany us the first ten miles.

After a good deal of chaos and confusion, I finished it all off with the Taj Mahal.  We drove past vast fields of yellow mustard flowers dotted by women in colorful clothing, massive industrial areas plopped down apropos of nothing, and into hazy Agra so I could train my eyeballs on the classic curves of the immense tomb.  It was quite beautiful in the pinkish sunset, and despite the crowds I found a few quiet spots from which to take in the spectacle.

This goats in a t-shirt is one of my favorite things

Udaipur lakeside

Jain temple

good looking veg

chiseled grandeur

in the Blue City, Jodhpur

clocks accurate within two seconds

sunset langurs

dome of domes

monkey temple tucked into the canyon

I'm a Hobo with a Chauffeur

I arrived in Delhi without much idea what I'd like to do, other than staying to the north.  My hostel had an in-house travel agent, and I decided to hire a driver (actually not too pricy) to take me all around Rajasthan for two weeks.  Normally I'm not into organized tours, but I thought it could be a nice change from figuring things out on my own.

I want to be charitable and chalk up some of my experiences to different cultural norms as well as the eagerness of people in tourism to share what they think most important.  But whatever their motives, I grew frustrated with men ordering me around, interrupting me, or refusing my basic requests.  I don't want to waste more energy on those ass-hats, so I'll just pass along the advice that if your booking agent is a manic alcoholic, your driver hits on you, and craftsmen argue with you about how you'll wish you had a silk couch cover at wholesale price to recall all your happy memories when you return home, maybe you should in fact bail, and go back to traveling independently.

I did not bail, so now I'll tell you about the good parts of this desert region studded with Mughal palaces and forts, grandeur from the days of the Silk Road.  We started in Mandawa, a small city with semi-restored havelis -- grand merchant homes with Muslim-influenced architecture and decoration.  Beautiful figurative and abstract frescos abound inside and out, and inner courtyards and rooftops provide relief from the heat.  

I happened to stay at a hotel hosting a traditional wedding, and was invited to join.  This was the most underdressed I've been in my life: in grimy pants and sandaled feet, I wore the fleece top that I sleep in as it's my most presentable shirt, and threw on a winter scarf for a scrap of femininity.  All the actual guests were dressed to the nines, the women had gone all out with make-up, hair, nails, henna, perfume, scarves, purses, jewelry, heels, and colorfully patterned saris.  A sort of marching band drum section played, joined by horns and what I can only describe as a mobile calliope with megaphones. The groom appeared, nervously perched atop a horse, and a big group of people crowded together and started dancing down the street along with the band.  Some friendly middle-aged ladies pulled me in to dance, all copying each other's basic moves.  There was a huge feast, complete with guys making fresh naan and roti flatbread with a clay oven and coals.  I should have stayed and partied all night, but I turned in about 11pm.

Traffic had steadily decreased as we went further from Delhi, but the highway goes through tons of small towns where you vie with local markets spilling onto the road, tractors, bikes, camel-drawn carts, and the road itself in varying states of disrepair.  The camels towering above and bumping along were eye-catching, but one day I beheld an even rarer sight -- a dozen Lamborghinis and a MacLaren came blasting from behind.  Somehow they avoided the random cows and dogs that wander on the road, but the sportscars had to crawl slowly over speed bumps at an angle to avoid bottoming out.

I visited the old walled city in Bikaner, with magnificently carved stone edifices and columns.  The narrow, sinuous lanes were like those of an Italian hill town.  Cows seemed as numerous as humans, and it took all one's focus to navigate around their horns and hooves and poop.  I did really enjoy the tangy buttermilk served with the local spicy food.

Perhaps my favorite meal, though, was out on the sand dunes.  I went with a kind and peaceful guide a short way out of town to sleep under the stars.  He cooked some simple lentil daal, rice, potatoes, and chapati over a small campfire.  It was delicious.  It was a full moon, so actually not many stars, but cool and quiet and lovely.

Haveli home art

First time on a horse?  Worried about the wedding night?

In Delhi's Lothi gardens

Haveli outer decor

Fresh flatbread

Desert sunset and fragrant flowers

Incredibly intricate stone carving 

Delhi bazaar

How To Get Your Clothes Washed for Free

If you remember back when I left Alaska, my main motivation for this trip was hiking in the Himalayas.  It was a pact I made with myself to do by/around turning 40.  I was drawn in by the remoteness of Bhutan and legends of Nepal; while the mountains of course extend into India as well, I hadn't looked much into it.  What tipped the balance for me to visit is that my friend Luke is here studying Hindi.  The idea of a friendly face and compatriot to compare notes with was like a beacon in my wanderings.

My introduction to Mussoorie was a wild ride.  Actually, a few wild rides.  The bus speedily snaked its way up the mountain; I scurried across town, a spine-like ridge, helped up the last hill by a random scooter ride; I reunited with the college boys of the day before to see a temple and waterfall, witness high-level haggling, and talk about the big questions in life; and finally up up up to Luke's perch overlooking it all.

Mussoorie has a strong European flavor about it.  It's long been host to upscale prep schools and international programs.  It was the first place I saw an Indian woman wearing a t-shirt (refreshingly casual to my eyes), and the trash cans feature inspirational quotes.

Luke hadn't left Mussoorie since arriving three weeks before, so we spent the weekend in Rishikesh.  Yoga capital of the world!  Ashrams, ashrams, ashrams -- little kids prevailing upon you to buy flower arrangements with candles to float down the holy Ganges -- astrologers and palm readers and crystal healers -- and, somewhat incongruously, shitloads of rafting outfitters (274 companies, according to the internet).  Neither Luke nor I are yoga people (or crystal people), so we went rafting.

We were given some basic paddling instructions.  We were provided helmets and paddles and life vests but not dry suits.  "Well ok," I thought, "it's sunny out and maybe the rapids aren't too intense."  The guide was surprised when I said I could swim; I was surprised when he laughed and said he couldn't.

The river was a beautiful glacial blue.  We boldly plunged into the first minor rapids and sustained a brief soaking splash.  We alternated between calm and fraught sections, thoroughly wet and happy.  Then the guide told us (actually, this whole time the other paddlers translated for us) to jump off and hold the rope alongside the raft.  So in our street clothes and flip flops we clung to the raft as it tumbled and shot between boulders.  Not only could the guy next to me not swim, he uncontrollably shivered throughout the ten minutes we flailed around in the chill water.  Sadly, no photos were taken given the circumstances, and none of us sprang for the guide's GoPro video of our spiritual and bodily purification.

sunset on the Ganga

compact shop

The boys finagled rides from a government jeep, group taxi, and private tour bus.

undulating Mussoorie 

Luke's scholar-boho look travels well 

So touching!

Impressions of India

India is so much -- like how I describe life in NYC, there is everything, to the Nth degree, all mashed together.  Of course, I'm only visiting a small area of an enormous and diverse country for a short time, so many of my impressions are biased and limited.  I'm keeping to the north and being pretty touristy.

Things started off swimmingly, as I inadvertently flew business class (thanks random booking agent!), and so was treated to a comfy seat, complimentary watermelon juice, and line-skipping privileges.  My rosy outlook faded significantly as I was thrust into big-city stuff I'm all too familiar with: deadly traffic, dense air pollution, leering dudes, a general malaise and apathy.  Perhaps I miscalculated; I thought Amritsar would be a softer landing, but I quickly headed for the hills.

I'd anticipated the buses as a trial to be endured, but actually they've been great.  Open and airy, incredibly cheap, reliably on time, they even stop for tasty roadside meals.  For less than $3 I rode eight hours to Dharamshala, adopted home of the Dalai Lama.  Or rather, I chose a spot at the northernmost hamlet of town, Bhagsunaag, which sits about 1,000 ft higher in the hills and is a bit removed from the commercial center.  My host was a gentle yoga instructor whose home perched on the hillside, accessible only by footpath.

The steeply pitched streets and cool mountain air persuaded me to stick with hill stations.  Vanishing from Dharamshala through dense predawn fog like a film noir heroine (or victim), I traveled to Shimla, the former colonial summer capitol.  I was again tucked onto a cutaway ridge looking across to terraced neighborhoods of pink and white houses.  Shimla is very popular with Indian tourists.  There was endless people watching on the main road, and I enjoyed the different photographic poses of families and school groups and couples.

It has been difficult striking a balance between being a wary single woman traveler and meeting people.  Mostly people just want me to buy things, which is harmless enough, but there are quite a few common scams and sketchy characters of which to beware.  Luckily, one friendly local persevered against my initial cold shoulder and we spent an afternoon chatting and walking.  Siddharth and I started off talking 70s rock and blues guitarists and worked our way to politics and monetary policy.  He also made sure I tried the best dosas in town.

A famed narrow-gauge railway (the "toy train") winds through the hills to connect Shimla with the valley below.  It's a popular attraction as well as the most affordable local transportation.  I tried to remain philosophical and keep the 75-cent fare in mind as people piled into the unreserved car.  Sacks of grain, random kids on random laps, guys hanging out the door for adventurous-looking dating app photos, all of us increasingly compressed as we descended innumerable switchbacks and whistled through 102 tunnels.

After some confusion and indecision and late night compromise, I made it to Dehradun.  Maybe it was the lack of a good roadside dinner, maybe it was being dropped unceremoniously next to a trash-strewn overpass at 1am with a handful of overeager taxi drivers the only living beings in sight, but I initially did not feel warmly towards Dehradun.  However, the next day was sunny and full of promise.  I ate at a restaurant run by the same man for 50 years who showed me photographs of its heyday, then set out to explore town. I wandered to a cave where you wade through a river and climb over rocks.  As I splashed my way up between the smooth rock walls, four laughing college guys asked me to take their picture.  We talked, they invited me to have some tea, and we ended up braving traffic on scooters to see more of town.  They were all bright and funny and kind.  And we were coincidentally all headed to the same place the next day.  I felt lucky to meet them, as though a special light shone on me.

The Sikh Golden Temple in Amritsar

The boys

The roads in Dharamshala were very narrow, requiring drivers to be inventive when meeting head on.

Shimla toy train 

My corner room on the gray floor of the building at left 

Cows roam the streets everywhere, including the Dharamshala footpaths