Saturday, December 31, 2022

Carving S's

After a layover in Oman, I flew on a mostly empty plane to Zurich.  Everything seemed glossy, and hushed.  The bus accelerated almost silently, and I walked through a frosty, still neighborhood to my cozy, quiet rented room.  The next morning, I took the sleekest commuter train I've ever seen to the central station, which was bustling with holiday travelers and quaint Christmas market stalls.  I smiled as at an old friend when I found fresh-baked croissants and an entire aisle of cheeses in a grocery store.  My rucksack and belly are once again daily full of cheese.

I've been happily holed up in Zurs, Austria, for the past two weeks.  A friend from the Bhutan trek is working the season in this ski resort town and offered to host -- and lend me skis.  EIGHTY-EIGHT lifts and gondolas connect the surrounding peaks and valleys, some going up 5,000 feet in elevation(!).  Luckily, my friend and his cousin shepherded me around the vast network, and helped revive my more-than-a-decade-dormant downhill skills.  This Michigan girl (once teasingly called a "flat-lander") suffered a sense of impending doom several times as the gondola whizzed over mountains I'd strain myself to climb down, let alone ski.  I have a few big bruises and skidded a lot in the icy and spatter-mogul conditions, but I'm proud not to have totally eaten shit.

The villages are built up with chi-chi hotels and overpriced bars playing terrible German techno, but there are some good bakeries and quite a few operational dairy farms tucked in.  Walking and cross-country ski trails wind through the woods and along the river, providing a nice change of pace from the busy slopes.  And, as it's been unseasonably warm, I found it more enjoyable to ski cross-country in the rain.

We spent Christmas skiing above St. Anton and then waiting on a bus and eventually in a pub for unsettling news updates.  A rare avalanche occurred on one of the runs in Zurs, despite previous explosions intended to clear sketchy snow.  Thankfully, everyone survived, and after a delay we got home to enjoy homemade lasagne and pretty good champagne.


my favorite easy run 


Zug village


afternoon beer above the jump park


uncharacteristically imperfect Swiss train


last sunset of the year over the Zursbach river


Monday, December 26, 2022

Indi-AHHHH!

Jodhpur is known for its bright-blue buildings and spice trade.  I remember it for charming narrow streets, outstandingly tasty samosas, and the nice German couple I tagged along with.  Fabian was an easygoing traveler and Sophia gave me mint oil to relieve massive sinus congestion.  We had super-thick lassis that required spoons to eat and walked about the hills and rocky escarpments that contour the area.  I wished we could have gone on together but we were going in opposite directions.

I continued south and east to Ranakpur, site of a magnificently carved marble Jain temple.  It had the spare feeling of Roman ruins: cool, echoey, austere in spite of meticulous detail worked into the columns and ceilings.  That evening I stayed in the mountains, feeling posh writing up notes from the day on a mattress next to the pool, fading golden light slanting across the notebook.

Continuing the slap-dash journey, I headed to Udaipur, a former capital city built among several artificial lakes.  Its claims of comparison with Venice are overblown, but there were some lavish palaces and hotels on their own little islands.  I learned a bit about the city and caught up on World Cup standings with a local, but made a swift exit when he steered the conversation to reading my emotions and offered energy healing.  

Such offered increased ten-fold in Pushkar, a holy town on a holy lake boasting more than 500 temples, including the only Brahma temple in the world.  Old and young hippies proliferated, as well as reverenced langurs and pigeons -- the poop of which compounded with the dust to cause even dirty me to blanch.  The monkey temple outside Jaipur, however, wins the distinction of place I most wished to keep shoes on.

Though I mostly walked around the old center, Jaipur throbbed with the vitality and traffic of a big city.  Once again I wove through scads of tuktuks as they wove through rivers of cars.  Bazaars extended for miles, street food beckoned at all hours from every corner.  My favorite place was a tranquil cafe that displayed the owner's artwork; my second favorite place was an outdoor museum of old astrological time keeping devices.

At this point, I hit a snafu.  There had been a scheduling error and I had to race to reach a tiger preserve.  But fate was not on my side: a big-wig political rally closed the road.  It was like a carnival, with giant tents, everyone off work and gathered in crowds, and music on loudspeakers.  A random guy was procured to try to get me through via scooter, but 40 miles of backroads proved too much to cover in the limited time.  I was sufficiently novel a phenomenon that four of the driver's friends crowded on another scooter to accompany us the first ten miles.

After a good deal of chaos and confusion, I finished it all off with the Taj Mahal.  We drove past vast fields of yellow mustard flowers dotted by women in colorful clothing, massive industrial areas plopped down apropos of nothing, and into hazy Agra so I could train my eyeballs on the classic curves of the immense tomb.  It was quite beautiful in the pinkish sunset, and despite the crowds I found a few quiet spots from which to take in the spectacle.


This goats in a t-shirt is one of my favorite things


Udaipur lakeside


Jain temple


good looking veg


chiseled grandeur


in the Blue City, Jodhpur


clocks accurate within two seconds


sunset langurs


dome of domes


monkey temple tucked into the canyon


Sunday, December 18, 2022

I'm a Hobo with a Chauffeur

I arrived in Delhi without much idea what I'd like to do, other than staying to the north.  My hostel had an in-house travel agent, and I decided to hire a driver (actually not too pricy) to take me all around Rajasthan for two weeks.  Normally I'm not into organized tours, but I thought it could be a nice change from figuring things out on my own.

I want to be charitable and chalk up some of my experiences to different cultural norms as well as the eagerness of people in tourism to share what they think most important.  But whatever their motives, I grew frustrated with men ordering me around, interrupting me, or refusing my basic requests.  I don't want to waste more energy on those ass-hats, so I'll just pass along the advice that if your booking agent is a manic alcoholic, your driver hits on you, and craftsmen argue with you about how you'll wish you had a silk couch cover at wholesale price to recall all your happy memories when you return home, maybe you should in fact bail, and go back to traveling independently.

I did not bail, so now I'll tell you about the good parts of this desert region studded with Mughal palaces and forts, grandeur from the days of the Silk Road.  We started in Mandawa, a small city with semi-restored havelis -- grand merchant homes with Muslim-influenced architecture and decoration.  Beautiful figurative and abstract frescos abound inside and out, and inner courtyards and rooftops provide relief from the heat.  

I happened to stay at a hotel hosting a traditional wedding, and was invited to join.  This was the most underdressed I've been in my life: in grimy pants and sandaled feet, I wore the fleece top that I sleep in as it's my most presentable shirt, and threw on a winter scarf for a scrap of femininity.  All the actual guests were dressed to the nines, the women had gone all out with make-up, hair, nails, henna, perfume, scarves, purses, jewelry, heels, and colorfully patterned saris.  A sort of marching band drum section played, joined by horns and what I can only describe as a mobile calliope with megaphones. The groom appeared, nervously perched atop a horse, and a big group of people crowded together and started dancing down the street along with the band.  Some friendly middle-aged ladies pulled me in to dance, all copying each other's basic moves.  There was a huge feast, complete with guys making fresh naan and roti flatbread with a clay oven and coals.  I should have stayed and partied all night, but I turned in about 11pm.

Traffic had steadily decreased as we went further from Delhi, but the highway goes through tons of small towns where you vie with local markets spilling onto the road, tractors, bikes, camel-drawn carts, and the road itself in varying states of disrepair.  The camels towering above and bumping along were eye-catching, but one day I beheld an even rarer sight -- a dozen Lamborghinis and a MacLaren came blasting from behind.  Somehow they avoided the random cows and dogs that wander on the road, but the sportscars had to crawl slowly over speed bumps at an angle to avoid bottoming out.

I visited the old walled city in Bikaner, with magnificently carved stone edifices and columns.  The narrow, sinuous lanes were like those of an Italian hill town.  Cows seemed as numerous as humans, and it took all one's focus to navigate around their horns and hooves and poop.  I did really enjoy the tangy buttermilk served with the local spicy food.

Perhaps my favorite meal, though, was out on the sand dunes.  I went with a kind and peaceful guide a short way out of town to sleep under the stars.  He cooked some simple lentil daal, rice, potatoes, and chapati over a small campfire.  It was delicious.  It was a full moon, so actually not many stars, but cool and quiet and lovely.


Haveli home art


First time on a horse?  Worried about the wedding night?


In Delhi's Lothi gardens


Haveli outer decor


Fresh flatbread


Desert sunset and fragrant flowers


Incredibly intricate stone carving 


Delhi bazaar


Saturday, December 10, 2022

How To Get Your Clothes Washed for Free

If you remember back when I left Alaska, my main motivation for this trip was hiking in the Himalayas.  It was a pact I made with myself to do by/around turning 40.  I was drawn in by the remoteness of Bhutan and legends of Nepal; while the mountains of course extend into India as well, I hadn't looked much into it.  What tipped the balance for me to visit is that my friend Luke is here studying Hindi.  The idea of a friendly face and compatriot to compare notes with was like a beacon in my wanderings.

My introduction to Mussoorie was a wild ride.  Actually, a few wild rides.  The bus speedily snaked its way up the mountain; I scurried across town, a spine-like ridge, helped up the last hill by a random scooter ride; I reunited with the college boys of the day before to see a temple and waterfall, witness high-level haggling, and talk about the big questions in life; and finally up up up to Luke's perch overlooking it all.

Mussoorie has a strong European flavor about it.  It's long been host to upscale prep schools and international programs.  It was the first place I saw an Indian woman wearing a t-shirt (refreshingly casual to my eyes), and the trash cans feature inspirational quotes.

Luke hadn't left Mussoorie since arriving three weeks before, so we spent the weekend in Rishikesh.  Yoga capital of the world!  Ashrams, ashrams, ashrams -- little kids prevailing upon you to buy flower arrangements with candles to float down the holy Ganges -- astrologers and palm readers and crystal healers -- and, somewhat incongruously, shitloads of rafting outfitters (274 companies, according to the internet).  Neither Luke nor I are yoga people (or crystal people), so we went rafting.

We were given some basic paddling instructions.  We were provided helmets and paddles and life vests but not dry suits.  "Well ok," I thought, "it's sunny out and maybe the rapids aren't too intense."  The guide was surprised when I said I could swim; I was surprised when he laughed and said he couldn't.

The river was a beautiful glacial blue.  We boldly plunged into the first minor rapids and sustained a brief soaking splash.  We alternated between calm and fraught sections, thoroughly wet and happy.  Then the guide told us (actually, this whole time the other paddlers translated for us) to jump off and hold the rope alongside the raft.  So in our street clothes and flip flops we clung to the raft as it tumbled and shot between boulders.  Not only could the guy next to me not swim, he uncontrollably shivered throughout the ten minutes we flailed around in the chill water.  Sadly, no photos were taken given the circumstances, and none of us sprang for the guide's GoPro video of our spiritual and bodily purification.


sunset on the Ganga


compact shop


The boys finagled rides from a government jeep, group taxi, and private tour bus.


undulating Mussoorie 


Luke's scholar-boho look travels well 


So touching!